5 Steps to AQD Recovery (A. U. D. I. O.)
Follow Dr. Hurtslowe as he guides patients through the five step program to recovery from Audio Quality Deficiency.
Admit that you have an audio problem and humbly ask Kicker to remove your aural burden. Emma needs to take the first step and admit she has Audio Quality Deficiency. Will she take that first step with the help of Dr. Hurtslowe?
Make the decision to turn your audio lifestyle over to the care of Kicker. Gordon needs to take the second step
in his recovery. Will Dr. Hurtslowe be able to help him make a U-Turn on the path to freedom from Audio Quality Deficiency.
Make amends to the people harmed by your sound sins whenever possible, with Kicker earbuds, iPod docks
and car audio products. Will Dr. Hurtslowe be able to help Carl turn the corner and make amends for his deeds,
or will he continue to frighten children?
Continue to take personal and musical inventory, while maintaining knowledge of new Kicker products to further
enrich your existence. John is at the 4th step in his recovery...he now needs to inventory. Will he be able to accomplish his goal with the help of Dr. Hurtslowe or will his girlfriend hold him back?
Step-5 Out Loud
Carry the message to other addicts by practicing these sound principles wherever and whenever music is played.
Is Rory cured now that he can help other AQD victims by proclaiming the evils of AQD "outloud or will
Dr. Hurtslowe find that he still needs more help?